A video package shows an empty part of Chicago in a thunderstorm. Gravity Kills' "One Thing" plays. Images of some posters flash across in the camera. The camera moves at high speeds to Chicago's Allstate arena! It goes inside to the...

Offical 3SW Poster Awards!

Announcer: Tonight ladies and gentlemen is the night you ALL awaited for. Tonight is the 1st annual 3SW poster awards!

Huge cheers. The pyro goes off in the 3SW arena. BAM WOOSH KAPOWW! Camera shows crowd cheering! Camera then zooms to the premier posters sitting in the front row.

Announcer: And now your hosts, Dysfunction and JoshTee!

Dysfunction: Thank you, thank you all. As you all know this is the very first 3SW poster awards. This covers the year from the birth of the new 3SW, the hack era, and today.

JoshTee: Yeah you said it. This awards show has been made for the posters, by the posters. 3SW are the largest and best wrestling forum on the Internet. It number of members grow everyday and we are all bonded as a family.

Dysfunction: Yeah, although it’s a very DYSFUNCTIONAL family!

Crowd is dead silent.

JoshTee: My co-hosts joke may have been corny, but he is right. We do have family members who have great amount of wisdom. Like TheGame or maybe even 3SW’s king of porn, PhilAxler!

Huge pop from audience.

Dysfunction: Oh Come on, we can’t forget guys like Spin-A-Billy who’s genius ideals spread to 3SW for a week or even Blockey2Hockey, who told us all to ‘Be smart, get laid’. Then again… Blockey, have you ever even gotten laid?

Camera shows B2H. He looks a little embarrassed…

JoshTee: or…

Joey Sixpack: That gay Canadian Jew Hartman!

Joey appears on the Jumbotron. An irate Hartman stands from his seat!

Hartman: You son of a bitch! I’ll kill you!

Security puts Hartman back in his chair.

Joey Sixpack: Oh stop crying… anyway, it’s my honor to introduce the first award. This first 3SW award is for best topic starter. To be a good topic starter, requires good points, innovation, and of course controversy. Heh heh.. Anyway…here are the nominees:

Best Topic Starter:

And the nominees are...

JoshTee

• *Total topics started: 32
  
• *Total replies: 464
  
• *Average replies per topic: 14.5
  
  Dysfunction
  
• *Total topics started: 46
  
• *Total replies: 942
  
• *Average replies per topic: 20.48
  
• Creator of the topic with the most replies: 'another game'.
  
• *Average replies without 'another game': 9.91
  
  Jay C
  
• *Total topics started: 11
  
• *Total replies: 235
  
• *Average replies per topic: 21.36
  
  Brucifer
  
• *Total topics started: 7
  
• *Total replies: 94
  
• *Average replies per topic: 13.43
  
  * All totals/averages compiled July 29th, 2002 and excluded RWA/UWA, 3SW Big Brother, Testing Area, Staff Only and Senior Members Lounge.
  
  And the winner is... DySFunCtioN!
  
  Dys comes from his chair to get to the podium. Audience cheers him on. A stunned Dys looks at his new trophy.
  
  Dysfunction: Wow this is incredible! I never expected to win or do I even deserve to win it. Thank you any way. I never really thought I'd be where I am in 3SW, but that's all changed. Thanks to all of you here at 3SW. Thank you and I appreciate it.
  
  Audience cheers. Camera go to the outside where there is a protester dressed in an Emu costume!
  
  Emukilla: These awards suck! None of these nominees deserve to be here. They all suck!
  
  Emukilla points to the crowd.
  
  Emukilla: You all suck!
  
  Emukilla points to the camera.
  
  Emukilla: You all suck too!
  
  JoshTee: Um wow. Well guys, we’ll keep you all updated on Emukilla’s rampage…
  
  Dysfunction: Anyway, the next presenter is well, a bit…umm…what’s the word? Peculiar?
  
  The entire arena blacks out. Pink lighting flickers and ‘Relax’ by Frankie goes to Hollywood plays. A row of men line across the stage dressed in tuxedo tops and male thongs dance. The crowd is in disgust. A Pink limo drives across the isle way. The door opens and its SidewaysPin! SWP twirls his way to the podium. A disgusted Devil walks to the stage as well. The crowd boos SWP.
  
  SidewaysPin: Oh shut up. I’m here to present the --
  
  SWP looks at a ranting audience member.
  
  SidewaysPin: Oh you only wish you had a terrific ass like mine, so you can put a c*** in it. Thanks. As I was saying , I’m here to...
  
  Audience chants, ‘You are gay!”
  
  SidewaysPin: Oh whatever. I’m here to present the award for best RWA E-feder...YOU KNOW WHAT SHUT THE **** UP YOU ****ING PIECE OF **** SUCKING ASS *****! YOU ********** ***********!
  
  An irate SWP goes to the audience member and tries attacking him. Security makes the save and proceeds to throw SWP out of the arena. SWP escapes their grip and runs to the microphone.
  
  SidewaysPin: You guys can't do this! This is my show!!!! No!!!
  
  Security grabs SWP and takes him to the outside of the arena. Biggest pop of the night so far.
  
  Devil: Well I guess that’s the last of him tonight. Anyway, we were supposed to present the awards for best RWA e-feder. Here are the nominees...
  
  Best E-Fedder (RWA)
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Ravel
  
• First RWA champion
  
• Right hand man of the JCF
  
  Emmanuel
  
• Toughman champ
  
  Knightmare
  -
• Co-founder of Anarky INC
  -
• Tag champ
  
  Jay C
  
• RWA/JCF world champ
  
• First 2-time champ
  
  Devil
  
• Former UWA Champion
  
  Dysfunction
  
• First UWA champ
  
• Member of Anarky INC
  
  Joey Syxx (also known as Joey Sixpack
  
• Former Hardcore champ
  
• Member of JCF
  
  And the winner is... Jay C!
  
  Jay C comes up to the stage in total surprise!
  
  Jay C: OH yeah. I knew I had this award in the bag! Ironman Jay C, the most impressive superstar the RWA has EVER seen, accepts this award with pride! He also accepts this award with the most silent, strong, and humble attitude you'll also ever see. Long live RWA!
  
  Cameras go backstage to security still dealing with SidewaysPin.
  
  SidewaysPin: Guys! I can't miss this! This is SWP's show! I'm sorry and I promise I won’t attack any fans again! Just please lets me in?
  
  Officer: Alright, but if we have to come get you again, your ass is going to jail.
  
  SidewaysPin: Thank you sweetie!
  
  SidewaysPin smooches the officer and comes back to the arena! The entire crowd is booing as SWP 'Raises the roof' and goes back to his seat.
  
  JoshTee: Wow, that was...interesting. I guess we don't get to go on without SWP tonight.
  
  Dysfunction: Yes, it is a shame, but hey! The show must go on! now the next presenters have not been the best of friends in the past, but requested they present together and show how they are getting along!
  
  JoshTee: Without waiting any longer, here is TheGame and Emmanuel!
  
  Major pop from the crowd! Both men go to the stage and shake hands! Incredible!
  
  TheGame: Ha! You all said it couldn't be done!
  
  Emmanuel: But it has!
  
  TheGame: We are here to present the worst poster award:
  
  Emmanuel: This is tonight's first dubious award.
  
  TheGame: Yeah, pretty much a message from all of 3SW saying, “YOU SUCK“!
  
  Emmanuel: Were you talking to me?
  
  TheGame: N-no ..I meant..
  
  Emmanuel: I don't care what you meant... you don't ever disrespect me! Anyways..
  
  TheGame: Can I have the envelope?
  
  Emmanuel: No, I had it first!
  
  TheGame: Listen to me... I am one of the most respected posters here and you will do what I say!
  
  Emmanuel: I'm not gonna take your shit so **** you!
  
  TheGame: Now you've done it!
  
  Oh my god! TheGame and Emmanuel are fighting! The crowd is in uproar! Emmanuel decks TheGame right in the eye! TheGame gives Emmanuel a back kick to the head! Both men grab chairs and hit each other at the same time! Both are out cold! Dys runs to the stage!
  
  Dysfunction: Sorry folks...um....the nominees are...
  
  Worst Poster
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Mr. Main Event
  
• Started each post with "Hay yo" and ended with "peace! nwo 4 life!"
  
  Blockey2Hockey
  
• Posted fake news often from "reliable sources."
  
  Hollywood Hulk Hogan
  
• I believe we all know why he is on here.
  
  Spin-A-Billy
  
• Posted dozens of one-line topics with zero responses.
  
  Crash
  
• Banned 6 times for misbehavior.
  
  And the winner is... Blockey2Hockey!
  
  B2H walks slowly to the stage and flicks off the crowd! Huge boos! Blockey walks away with his trophy..
  
  JoshTee: Wow... B2H is really showing his appreciation to the crowd! Well that’s what he deserves.
  
  Dysfunction: Ah well... anyways, after the world famous arson attack on 3SW from Ryan Clark...
  
  Crowd boos.
  
  Dysfunction: 3SW came back with a vengeance. With that vengeance came a 2nd 3SW e-fed. It was intended to be a RWA JR, but that soon changed when guys like SidewaysPin and Devil came around. Putting on fantastic shows, UWA was on the map. The UWA is home for my e-feding career. Yours truly was even the first champion.
  
  JoshTee: So this award does have its specialty, so we have two very special presenters. The creators of the UWA, Real Chosen 1 and MW!
  
  Large crowd response. RC1 comes from the isle way as MW comes from a floor elevator. Crowd is nuts!
  
  MW: I haven't been around lately, but UWA will always stay near and dear to my heart. It was a great creation from the start.
  
  Real Chosen 1: I'm very proud of this fed's success, so I won't delay the excitement any further!
  
  Best E-Fedder (UWA)
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  The Outsider
  
• Former member of RATM
  
  Devil
  
• Former champ
  
• Leader of DOA
  
  SidewaysPin
  
• Current Champ
  
• Pins all opponents sideways
  
  JerichoRulz
  
• Former member of the Fantasy Boyz
  
  SouthernStunna
  
• Best new comer in awhile
  
  And the winner is... Devil!
  
  Devil walks to the stage in shock! He clutches his trophy and speaks...
  
  Devil: Wow This is absolutely amazing. Thanks to all of you, I am the king of the world! Whooo! On a serious note though I'd like to thank all who got me where I am and this award is for all who have done their time in the UWA! UWA! UWA!
  
  Dysfunction: Wow strong word from Devil, the only guy to deserve that award besides me.
  
  JoshTee looks at Dys with exasperation.
  
  JoshTee: Well whatever... anyhow...
  
  JoshTee turns and speaks to the crowd.
  
  JoshTee: What’s up guys? Having a good time?
  
  Crowd cheers.
  
  Voice: NOOOO This show sucks! I hate 3SW and I especially hate you two. I could have done a much better show! 3SW needs me!
  
  Dysfunction: Spin-A-Billy?
  
  Spin-A-Billy: None other.. me and Dr. Funk are here to tear this place up with my mummy driver!
  
  JoshTee: Dr. who?
  
  Spin-A-Billy: Dr. Funk my manager! He is right over there!
  
  Spin-A-Billy points into thin air. Dr. Funk is obviously made up.
  
  Dysfunction: ...R-r-r-r-i-i-i-ight.
  
  JoshTee: Well since you seem to be in high demand, why don't you present the next award?
  
  Spin-A-Billy: Really?! I... I mean sure, you guys need me.
  
  Spin-A-Billy walks to the stage to some decent heat. Spin-A-Billy grabs the envelope.
  
  Spin-A-Billy: OK...this award is for 'Not missed'. Umm....it says here that whoever wins, will be thrown out of ...THE BUILDING?! Oh um... here are the nominees...
  
  (To the technical staff) Spin-A-Billy: Is this for real?!
  
  Not missed
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Hollywood Hulk Hogan
  
  Spin-A-Billy
  
  Crash
  
  Ryan Clark
  
  And the winner is... Spin-A-Billy!
  
  Spin-A-Billy: W-w-wait you guys miss me...why don’t you miss me? No!!!!!
  
  Security escorts Spin-A-Billy. No more Spin-A-Billy! The crowd roars its approval.
  
  Dysfunction: Wow, amazing! Anyways the next award is going to be presented by my co-host and well known girl friend, Diva Assassin!
  
  JoshTee and Diva come to the stage holding hands. They kiss when they reach the podium. Diva takes the envelope.
  
  JoshTee: This next award goes to show which rookie has made the biggest impact in 3SW today. To be the best newbie...
  
  Diva Assassin: It takes talent and intelligence. Have an all-round know-how of the subjects.
  
  JoshTee: Wow you -- um -- nailed it...
  
  Diva Assassin: (under her breath) ...nail something else later...
  
  Best Newbie (Since Hack)
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  JoshTee
  
• Member since June 8th, 2002.
  
• June Poster of the Month winner.
  
• Creator/moderator of 3SW Team Wars.
  
• Co-writer/host of 1st Annual 3SW Poster Awards.
  
• First ever poster to win POTM in the same month that they joined.
  
• Nominated for 4 awards.
  
• 450+ posts.
  
  SidewaysPin
  
• Member since April 22nd, 2002.
  
• 200+ posts.
  
• UWA Champion.
  
  SouthernStunna
  
• Member since July 7th, 2002.
  
• 300+ posts.
  
• UWA Tag Champion.
  
  Diva Assassin
  
• Member since June 25th, 2002.
  
• 50+ posts.
  
• Winner of the "Poster Rumble 9" that never was.
  
  Subculture
  
• Member since May 8th, 2002.
  
• 100+ posts.
  
  And the winner is... JoshTee!
  
  JoshTee: Wow I'm not really surprised at this, but a great result nonetheless. To be associated with this site is a great honor, but this is even better. Who would have ever thought that I'd be the very first co-host, presenter and award recipient all in one? I mean, is there and end to my greatness? Normally I'd be upset to be called a 'newbie'. 'Newbies" are those annoying people that come to 3SW asking for porn or using bad grammar to piss people off. I am not a 'newbie'; I am a 'NEWER MEMBER". I mean, can't...
  
  Diva Assassin: ... Okay Josh, that'll be enough.
  
  The camera cuts back to Dysfunction who is standing at the head of the stage speaking into the camera.
  
  Dysfunction: I wasn't surprised by that result one bit. We'll be back after this word from our sponsors!
  
  ~Commercial break~
  
  Funaki snackies ad airs. Kid runs into his kitchen to see a box of Funaki snackies on the table.
  
  Kid: Awesome, mom got me some Funaki snackies!
  
  A mini-Funaki walks onto the table.
  
  Funaki: Ho-she-nawa! Funaki snackies good! Indeed!
  
  Kid picks up mini-Funaki and eats him!
  
  Kid: Indeed!!!
  
  ~end of commercials~
  
  JoshTee: Whooo! That was great! So um yeah what’s the next award?
  
  Dysfunction: Why, gee... I don't know. Nobody told me since that certain somebody was in the back with Diva ALL COMMERCIAL BREAK!
  
  JoshTee: Umm... yeah... that’s what I was gonna say...the next award... oh yeah! Most Knowledgeable!
  
  Dysfunction: Argh... well lets bring out the presenters: Mr. Main Event and Daniel Edler!
  
  Both men come to the stage via slide and get a good reaction.
  
  Mr. Main Event: Hay yo, thiz awad is four the smartest of ‘em all!
  
  Daniel Edler: Hello, this award is for most knowledgeable of 3SW.
  
  Mr. Main Event: We gonna give thiz shiz, best dude fro nWo and shit 4 life!
  
  Daniel Edler: We are going to give this out to the person who everyone believes has an all-around knowledge of anything.
  
  Mr. Main Event: Peace, NWO 4 life!
  
  Daniel Edler: Good day and here are the nominees:
  
  Most Knowledgeable
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Saneguy
  
  PhilAxler
  
  The Game
  
  Ravel
  
  Brucifer
  
  And the winner is... TheGame!
  
  A very confident TheGame makes his way to the stage. Great pop!
  
  TheGame: Thank you all, even though this award is something that I did myself. It was your respect that made this possible and for that, thank you.
  
  Camera zooms back to the hosts.
  
  JoshTee: That man truly deserves it. That award is one of the most respectable awards of this show.
  
  Dysfunction: Yeah you said it. The next one is the first one to be credited to many people...since it is best thread!
  
  JoshTee: And the nominees?
  
  Best Thread
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  News Flash: PhilAxler vs. Big Daddy Cool Diesel - Round One
  
  OH MY GOD!!!: PhilAxler vs. Big Daddy Cool Diesel - Round Two
  
  Jeff Hardy.....: 100+ replies.
  
  guys...its time to say goodbye..im leaving: Ravel's Goodbye
  
  Other
  
  And the winner is... "Jeff Hardy..."!
  
  JoshTee: That is a memorable topic and the award will be given to the topic starter, Joey Sixpack!
  
  Joey runs to the stage and yanks the trophy away.
  
  Joey Sixpack: When I first started this topic I just wanted to get some replies. Little did I know what I started...
  
  Dysfunction: Joey's first award of the night! Nice job!
  
  JoshTee: Never expected him to win that. Ah well. So what’s next?
  
  Dysfunction: I don't know...why don't Havic2002 and Blockey2Hockey tell us?
  
  Havic2002 comes out to a few cheers and Blockey is booed!
  
  Blockey2Hockey: Well, you incoherent plebeians need to listen up.
  
  Havic2002: Ah yes, this fine award of prestige is for most humorous. So here are the nominees. By the way, call me Kenneth!
  
  Funniest Poster
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Joey Sixpack
  
  Emukilla
  
  Dysfunction
  
  Real Chosen 1
  
  Other
  
  And the winner is... Joey Sixpack!
  
  Great pop for JSP.
  
  Joey Sixpack: I won and the rest of you didn’t! Na-na-na-na-boo-boo!
  
  The Jumbotron shows a picture of Macaully Culkin.
  
  Joey Sixpack: Hey who put that there?! Hartman, I’ll kill you!
  
  Voice: I did Joey, I did. Why cause well, you suck! I'm the true king of flaming not you.
  
  Joey Sixpack: Who is this?
  
  Voice: Why its me- Emukilla!
  
  The man in the Emukilla costume attacks Joey on stage! The two shuffle but Emu is arrested by security! Emu is going to jail!
  
  Joey marches to the back while everyone in the audience claps their hands and screams "AHHHHHHH!!!"
  
  JoshTee: Yet another deserving winner... heh.
  
  Dysfunction: Damn two in a row for Joey, but he paid the price for ‘em.
  
  JoshTee: There are still plenty awards show left; Joey may get more, and get beat more.
  
  Dysfunction: Moving along... Our next award is for those that have shown the most improvement over the past few months here at 3SW.
  
  JoshTee: Here are the presenter for Most Improved!
  
  A very glum Sundance walks to the stage, despite his major pop.
  
  Sundance: Guys...I'm not into this stuff anymore. Why am I even here? Lets just get it over with...
  
  Most Improved:
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Jerichorulz (formerly known as Jerichorulz88
  
  Bladedogz20
  
  Dysfunction / Pinhead
  
  Havic2002
  
  And the winner is... Jerichorulz!
  
  Jerichorulz walks to the stage in glee! JR yanks the trophy from Sundance!
  
  Jerichorulz: Thank you everyone for giving me this award for most improved poster, when I first got here I must say my punctuation was most likely the worst (crowd laughs , but as time went on I started to notice that I could not even read some of my posts because of lack of punctuation, so I decided to try to improve, And my posts are improved I guess as a result of this award, thank you everyone!
  
  Dysfunction: Good job, JR. Although your latest decisions are a shame, great job!
  
  JoshTee: Well the night isn't over. Now folks we have a special treat. Our next presenter...
  
  Dysfunction: IS NONE OTHER THEN 3SW'S KING OF PORN, PHILLLL AXLER!!!
  
  A roman-style drum and trumpet beat echoes through out the arena and the audience is on their feet! A red carpet is rolled across the isle way and we see PhilAxler walking down the isle way, in kings costume and all. Four lovely nude ladies accompany him to the podium. The royal proclamation is to be heard...
  
  PhilAxler: Hello all. What do you think of these fine ladies? I thought so...anyhow I'm here to present the award of Best Poster! The nominees?
  
  Big Daddy Cool Diesel: WAITTTT! This is an outrage! How can you call this man King of Porn!? All he posts are vagina! Well we don't want any vagina!
  
  Crowd is in disbelief. A frustrated BDC D runs after PhilAxler. Phil knocks BDC out cold! Huge cheers!
  
  PhilAxler: The nominees please?
  
  Best Poster:
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  The Game
  - Member since December 5th, 2001.
  - 1300+ posts.
  - '3SW Legend'.
  - Former Poster of the Month.
  
  Ravel
  - Member since November 25th, 2001.
  - First ever '3SW Legend' (1000 posts).
  - First (and only to this date) poster to win POTM two times in a row.
  - RWA Champion.
  
  Jay C
  - Member since December 26th, 2001.
  - 1300+ posts.
  - '3SW Legend'.
  - Co-ran PPV Predictions.
  - RWA Champion.
  
  Hartman
  - Member since November 11th, 2001.
  - 1000+ posts.
  - '3SW Legend'.
  - On the receiving end of more insults than all members combined, but stays here to take it.
  
  Crash
  - Member from October 26th, 2001 through July 17th, 2002.
  - 798 posts.
  - Six different membership names.
  - Nominated for six other awards.
  
  And the winner is... Jay C!
  
  Jay C comes out of his seat in such a genuine shock. Jay C walks to the stage and shakes hands with the King of Porn. Jay C grabs his trophy.
  
  Jay C: Man, best poster. What an honor. I'd like to give a big thanks to everyone on the board for this one...
  
  JoshTee: A crazed fan is trying to get to Jay C. Security has got to him first though… sorry Jay C, do continue.
  
  Jay C: It feels nice to be recognized, never mind recognized as the "Best Poster" on the entire forum!
  
  JoshTee: Wow...Jay C: the only guy to truly deserve that award.
  
  Dysfunction: Yes, one of the very few all-around posters in 3SW. Great job man!!
  
  Camera moves back to the stage. Bladedogz20 and Jerichorulz are already up there.
  
  Jerichorulz: The next award is for the most innovative poster of 3SW.
  
  Bladedogz20: To be the most innovative poster of 3SW, you must bring strong ideas , have great respect and move 3SW to higher levels.
  
  Jerichorulz: With that said, here are the nominees!
  
  Most Innovative:
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  JoshTee
  
  Ravel
  
  Dysfunction
  
  Tipsy Rabbit
  
  Real Chosen 1
  
  The Winner is... Real Chosen 1!
  
  RC1 walks to the stage slowly and methodically. He is cheered decently. He walks to the podium and gives his speech.
  
  Real Chosen 1: Guys thanks, without you, this never would have been possible. Thanks again.
  
  JoshTee: Yet another deserving winner. RC1 has put his heart into this site and without him and his dedication, this site wouldn't be around.
  
  Dysfunction: Major props to RC1!
  
  Cameras go back stage to see SWP and Hartman near the bathroom. The two are obviously have some tension.
  
  SidewaysPin: Listen Hun, I'm just trying to help you develop your feelings more. You obviously want to come out of the closet, so why don't you do it tonight?
  
  Hartman: Look man I don't know what your talking about. I'm not gay and that’s the end of it! Now leave me alone!!!
  
  Hartman storms to the seats. "Its Raining Men" is playing and a strobe light flashing the Star of David is running. Hartman thumps to his seat. Camera go back to the hosts.
  
  Dysfunction: Anyways the following award goes to the person who has been voted the Most Dedicated to the forums.
  
  JoshTee: Oh, so then you mean the person on the forum with no active social life what so ever?
  
  Everyone in the crowd laughs except for the eight other people nominated for the award who send a chorus of boos up the stage.
  
  Dysfunction: Well anyways lets get right to it there is no sense in wasting anymore time.
  
  The arena goes black, and as the lights go back on, standing next to Dysfunction is sUrFeRgUrL & and ECW Crazed!
  
  SUrFeRgUrL: Glad to be here...
  
  ECW Crazed: You mean, were glad to be here!
  
  SUrFeRgUrL: Um, whatever... Anyways, we’re here to present the award for Most Dedicated Poster on 3SW, and what a competition we have today!
  
  Crowd cheers.
  
  ECW Crazed: Yes Surfer, we do have a big competition. There are so many worthy of the title, but only one will be chosen of the many nominees.
  
  Most Dedicated
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Real Chosen 1
  
  Bladezdogz20
  
  TheGame
  
  WP_Rulz
  
  JoshTee
  
  TipsyRabbit
  
  Daniel Edler
  
  Dysfunction
  
  Ravel
  
  Hartman
  
  And The winner is... Real Chosen 1!
  
  Crowd applauds as Real Chosen 1 makes his way down to accept the award.
  
  Real Chosen 1: Wow. Two in a row. I have to say this award belongs to many more people besides me, but it seems to everyone else, I stick out. Thank you all and I will look forward to making the site even better!
  
  Dysfunction: Well, Josh, what do you say we get to our next award for the evening?
  
  JoshTee: Oh, and just what award would that be, buddy?
  
  Dysfunction: Well the Best Sport of course. You know the one person who we always seem to terrorize, make fun of and just all around mess with, yet they still keep coming back for more.
  
  Josh looks over to Dysfunction and laughs.
  
  JoshTee: Oh you mean guys like Hartman the gay Canadian Jew? Man do we really let that guy have it.
  
  Hartman jumps up out of his seat and runs onto the stage. He jumps on Josh tackling him to the ground.
  
  Hartman: G*d damn it you guys I cant take it anymore, why do you have to be so mean to me all the time?!? Is it really so bad that I am a gay Canadian Jew?!?!?
  
  Josh and Dys look at each other and then out into the audience.
  
  JoshTee: Well what do you guys think is it really so bad that Hartman here is a gay Canadian Jew? I mean would it be so bad if we cut him a little slack from time to time.
  
  Test's theme blares there the speakers in the arena and everyone is looking around to see who is there, when all of a sudden Joey Sixpack appears from up in the rafters with a dart gun in one hand and a microphone in the other.
  
  Joey Sixpack: Damn it Hartman you gay Canadian Jew, why don’t you just gives these guys a break and let them get to the show. After all there just trying to do there jobs.
  
  Hartman: But I don’t want to Joey, I am tired of all you guys making fun of me. And tonight I put a stop to it.
  
  Joey Sixpack: Well, Hartman if you were more of a ladies man like myself and not so gay then maybe people wouldn’t be picking on you so much. But then again no one can really be a ladies man like Joey is a ladies man.
  
  Crowd cheers as Joey stands up in the balcony and poses for us all. Hartman runs up the ramp and looks for Joey.
  
  Hartman: I hate you so much!
  
  All of a sudden Joey fires a dart right into Hartman’s ass knocking him unconscious on the ground. Flying down from a rope to the ground next to Hartman. Joey Removes the dart and hog ties Hartman in the middle of the aisle.
  
  Joey Sixpack: Well, I guess Joey saved the day once again. So you guys can now get back to the show, and we won't have anymore problems from that Gay Canadian Jew anymore.
  
  Crowd cheers.
  
  Dysfunction: Riiiiiiigggghhhht. Well now that we have solved that problem lets present the award for me sport here at 3SW.
  
  Best Sport
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Hartman
  
  Bladedogz20
  
  Jerichorulz
  
  Kenneth/Havic2002
  
  And the winner is... Hartman!
  
  Joey Sixpack: Well, since Hartman is a bit tied up... I accept this award from him. Thanks...whoa!
  
  The fugitive man is the Emu costume appears on stage and attacks Joey again! These two are really going at it! Both men battle until they end up outside and getting locked out.
  
  Dysfunction: Well we certainly have had quite an eventful evening tonight haven't we?
  
  Josh looks at Dys and laughs.
  
  JoshTee: Mmm.. yeah its definitely be one that we wont soon forget, that’s for sure.
  
  Dysfunction: And now… the big one. The grand daddy of them all. And who better to present this prestigious award, that none other than… Jay C and Ravel!
  
  Both men walk out to rapturous applause from the crowd. Both men try to start their speeches, but the crowd is still going wild. After a good 3 minutes, both men begin.
  
  Ravel Now I know we are both nominated.
  
  Jay C: So yes, it is indeed rigged. When Ravel wins, we must all jump him.
  
  Crowd chuckle.
  
  Jay C: But... I wasn’t joking.
  
  Crowd chuckle.
  
  Ravel: And now onto each nomination.
  
  Ravel & Jay C together: Best of luck to all of you. Even if you’re not the outright winner, just being nominated makes you a winner! - (They hug)
  
  Lifetime Achievement / Hall of Fame:
  
  And the nominees are...
  
  Ravel
  
  WP_Rulz (formerly known as nWoWolfpac_rulz )
  
  PhilAxler
  
  Daniel Edler
  
  Hartman
  
  Jay C
  
  Crash
  
  TipsyRabbit
  
  Shoohab
  
  TheGame
  
  And the winner is... OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT... DANIEL EDLER!
  
  Edler has won! He is the first inductee into the 3SW Hall Of Fame! What a travesty!
  
  Daniel Edler: Bahahaha! I am the king of the world!!.....and my site! Bahahaha you all didn't think I'd win, so you voted for me as a joke! You all must have thought the same thing and now your screwed! I win! Bahahaha!
  
  Kenneth (the creator of the Hall of Fame) and The Real Chosen One come out and presents Edler with his crown. Edler is then presented with a certificate showing that he is 3SW’s first Hall of Fame inductee.
  
  Daniel Edler: Bahahaha! You are all my bitches! Hahahaha! AHHHHHH!
  
  The ceiling crashes on Daniel Edler! Emukilla and Joey crashed through the ceiling and onto the owner of 3SW. Huge cheers! All the winner walk to the stage to take a bow.
  
  Fireworks explode and FOLKS WERE OUTTA TIME!
  
  Credits:
  
  Head writer and creator: Dysfunction
  Co-writer and editor for main page: JoshTee
  Writer: Daniel Edler (presentation)
  Writer: TheGame (presentation
  Writer: sUrFeRgUrL (presentation)